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大家好，我是 missax.com 的 Natasha Nice，我將向您致以我全部的愛

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我

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羅比

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羅伯特

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出了什麼問題還記得我是如何讓你幫她做家事的嗎

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Vagabr 我從地獄下班回家

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發現自己沒有洗碗，沒有倒垃圾，家裡就是麥粒腫

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你有沒有想過找個管家？也許我們需要一個付錢請管家的人

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我不知道

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你哦

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我又病又累，羅比。你知道做兩份工作有多辛苦嗎？

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我的意思是，這太荒謬了。我只要求下班回家時房子整潔

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你知道先生是什麼嗎？今天，當我問史蒂文斯除了這雙該死的高跟鞋我是否可以穿其他衣服時，他對我說

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我說，先生，我可以穿平底鞋嗎？史蒂文斯和他說不，那是不專業的

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儘管我穿著這雙高跟鞋整天跑來跑去為他做所有的事情哇

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這賤人又要發脾氣了她認為我除了上學和打掃房子之外無事可做

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她沒有意識到我去學校是為了讓她高興，讓她為我感到驕傲

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我的夢想是教瑜珈來賣我的畫

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她希望我去醫學院。我鄙視醫學院。這是痛苦。這不是我的熱情。這是她的

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我有幾個小時的時間嘗試平靜地走神，現在她要我起床清理。我

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希望爸爸還在身邊，支持我的夢想。他總是有辦法說服她看到不同的觀點。我

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希望我能像學校裡的擬人化練習機構一樣重新編程她。我

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需要她多一點愛多一點理解

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你必須走了

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走走走走

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是的，我只是在想我的聲音聽起來有多糟糕

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你是否曾經聽過自己的聲音卻感到厭惡？我？

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我

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想想這件事剛剛發生在我身上就像一種頓悟

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好的

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嗯，我要下樓洗碗了

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不，我不知道我現在想要什麼，親愛的。我的頭有點模糊

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哦

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也許你只是需要放鬆一下。這就是你想讓我做的事嗎？

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是的

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哦

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你在我的床上放鬆

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你想讓我去哪裡放鬆？

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無論你想去哪裡

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對不起親愛的。我甚至無法思考我想要什麼

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為什麼不去躺在浴缸裡，用你的薰衣草鹽並不總是能讓你放鬆

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是的

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哦

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抱歉，我正要出發

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早安，親愛的

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你還在浴缸裡，你不是應該在830離開嗎？

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親愛的，你願意我去上班嗎？

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為什麼你總是問我想要什麼

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你感覺還好嗎？不，我不是。嗯，我的身體溫度是九十二點二華氏度或者

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三十三點四攝氏度

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裡面很冷怎麼辦？

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你在裡面做什麼？

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你想讓我停止在浴缸裡放鬆嗎？是的，很明顯，你會在這裡睡覺，穿上這條毛巾嗎？

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是的大師大師

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哦

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在學校掌握 APB 機器人回應指令並走出浴缸

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是的主人

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請為我單腳站立

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好啦好啦退下

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好的，請舉起右手

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好的回來

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舉起你的左手。好的，把正確的放回去

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好的，請用毛巾蓋住自己

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謝謝你

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不客氣

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你還記得昨晚暴風雨中對我大喊大叫嗎？

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是的，我可以向你保證，我不會再讓你不高興了

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不高興

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你是怎麼了，你像個機器人還是我沒有被重新編程來適應你的東西

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這是某種噁心的玩笑嗎？你是想給我上一課嗎？

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昨晚雷雨的電磁波搭配你的願望我的遺憾和自我實現

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導致前凝固層和前額葉皮質重新編程的心電圖波的力量

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簡而言之，你的願望現在就是我的願望

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我想我需要你到床上躺一會兒

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好的，過來吧

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主人餓了嗎？

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我想我需要帶你去看醫生

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我很好師父。好的

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您是否認為自己能夠開車或去上班或與您認識的人交談？

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是的主人

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好吧，你別再叫我主人了

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你能感覺到這一點嗎？

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是的主人

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你能感覺到這一點嗎？

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是的主人

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對不起。我不知道我為什麼這麼做。

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沒有必要抱歉

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我

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你可以在這裡吻我嗎？

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你的願望就是我的願望

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來這裡

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就躺在這裡

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是的主人

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這讓你滿意嗎？

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是啊

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是的

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是的

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是的

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哦，是的

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是的

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天哪

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我感覺很好

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心臟太好了

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是的

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感覺很好

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剛剛好

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我的願望就是我的願望

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是的

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是的

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這真是太滿足了

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是的

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是的

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好孩子

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感謝您在 miss ax.com 與我們一起玩，很快再見

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